Wednesday, May 31, 2006

PADI

Like yo!

I went diving from 27th till 30th May
i have a Padi License now *throw confetti in the air*

Now...if only my ear can hear properly. im deaf now =(

erm....pics maybe later

but Wohooooooooo I CAN DIVE NOW!!!!!! anybody wants to go diving with me the next time?

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

DIe die

Fuckalingam....
im addicted to NAruto............
die die die......

SH actually ask me in all seriousness....whether im happy with him....
Im like..OF course i am!!.....*dam weird man suddenly ask like that*

N then he said...Ur not bored of me already are u?

Er....NO.....bored?......are u mad?....

Well...its because u've been watching too much naruto...its like taking precedence over him..

OH oh....shit man..thats the sign ive been watching too much of manga.... =P

Well u cant blame me..i like naked girls....so i got hooked on the first episode where naruto got transformed into a hot naked jap school girl...with his temptation technique... :P....ninja style hehe

I recommned it to someone who has an inner ninja child in them

peace yo...

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Listen Up

It hurts when he tells me that U, his friends, sms him or calls him regarding this blog

Its not his fault i have this blog. This is who i am. This existed way before i knew of him or met him.

If u all think a certain way or have certain perceptions about me i hope that u would keep it to urself and not tease him because i never intended this blog to hurt anyone, specially not someone i care about.

So please...if u all think im a slut, im just a dumb pharmacist, a bimbo...or watever u want to think of me go ahead. But do not think just because his with me he doesnt know what his doing.

Cos...its just painful for me to see him get "teased" because of me.
So spare him. If u have a problem with me.....hey go ahead n comment bout me at my comment section.

I cant even express myself as much as i want to anymore
Sorry SH

Sunday, May 14, 2006

I love u mom

Whilst i was out yamchaing with Jas at 3.30pm just now...mom called

Mom: Eh where are u now
Me: At Tu Fonda having a drink with Jas
Mom: Aiyah...i ate ur burger already. U go eat with Jas something lar

(I asked her to tarpau BK Whooper for me cos she was out and since Tawau had no McD or Burger King i tot i had to have some burgers b4 i left KL)

Me: ALawwwwwwwww Dont want!. I want my Whooper!!
Mom: U EAt something else Laaaaa! I tot u went out with Jas edi n u wont be coming back soon so i wallop ur burger lar
Me: DONT WANT!!!....i WAnt burgerrrrr KINg ..dont care!!! *at this point the manja voice comes out*
Mom:...... -__-....shutup lar u....go eat something
Me: Wat lah u...i ask u to tarpau for me u come back n eat my burger!!
Mom: heheh....Ur sis manipulated me to share ur burger with her...we ate it already lar so u go eat something else........
Me: So bad lah u all! =((
Mom: what lah u....dont be a cheebye lar
Me: U lah cheebye!! =P hehe

At this point JAs was giving me the OHMYGOD face already. SO i hung up the phone n told her yea it was my mom on the phone.....she was like..JOANNE!!!...n gave me the exasperated ohmygod look

Well......thats my fam... and...

Happy Mother's Day Mom!!
I love u and want to thank u for everythign u've done for me and BIG hugs!!! =))

PS: After all the shut ups and cheebyes we know we still love each other! i wouldnt have mom any other way

Thursday, May 11, 2006

U are my Sunshine!

U are my sunshine...my only sunshine...u make me happyYyyyyyyyyy when skys are grey, U make me know dear...how much we love u...so please dont take my sunshine away!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBIE CHOW WAN SAN!!!!

*sprinkles Confetti into the air*
Today marks a special day as its a special persons birthday
Although ur mugging for exams n researching hard for ur exams i wanna tell u how a wonderful person u are and how much sunshine u have brought to my life!
Heres to ...10 years of friendship....*i think, But whose counting =P*
I hope many more to come!


Dam cute right..KH...look at ur Wife..soo darn cute!....on train to Bradford in UK! ..aww miss those times!
Remember at Sheffield?...ur tenants house!....freaking nice cosy quaint house
Us after having GoOd kick ass CUrry in Bradford...with Arun
The Epitome of Wan San...Lifes a Celebration and a PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our Martin Luther King wannabe!.......Spread World peace Unity n those shit. Yea...Smoking UP definately makes us more inspired. =D......we had some GOOOoooooOOD shit!

I hope u have a wonderful Birthday.....

Pssst....no pressies for u till u come back...Heheheeh

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Pimped

Hey guys/girls....go to this blog
My brothers friend is Promoting him....

Apparently his single n available....

GO inquire bout him lar.... hehe

http://jayelleenelial.blogdrive.com/archive/541.html

My bro the one with the car!.....

Ooh Ohh..his in this blog too!
http://ghettoblaster.blogspot.com/2006/05/i-love-tuesday-yaman-me-brotha-its.html


Hrmm wonder y im doing heavy promotion for my brother....Looking at all the pictures.....YUmmmmmmm swensen icecream........Mmmmm *licks lips*...
*hint hint*..I wanna eat ice cream!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 08, 2006

Are we all Bad

Just like what it says in the bible. All human beings are wicked and full of evil desires inside.
At this moment i have a lot of negative thoughts in my head im trying to push them out. My solace is the bible sometimes.
For God love thed the world so much that he gave his only son, so that everyone who believes in him may not die but have eternal life. john 3:16

I can sprout many other verses...but i wont.

Negativity from everyone whether its from:

someone u disappointed who loved u with all his life,
someone u cant love back the same way and in some ways u have betrayed him because he believed u loved him as much as he did,

someone where u are feeling bad about urself only give u more critisicm, never trying to help only trying to push u down,
someone who is so selfish and so vain all he can think of is himself/herself, her pursuit of being the best he/she can whilst gaining no RESPECT from everyone around him/her,

someone who cant quite believe in you.....which is...yourself ....

This emptiness....its because im trying to push out all the negativity that is and will bring me down. I know it will effect me. But by blocking this negative emotions out im blocking the positive ones too...

Help....

well...maybe all i need is ..... 1 Corinthians 13 verse 4 till 10....
=D

Sunday, May 07, 2006

I Miss!!! =(

Its Sunday night...Im so bored....here i am ...sitting down infront of the laptop with my mask on, waiting for it to work its magic on my skin. So i decided to look at all my pictures stored in the lappie.
Sigh...reminds me of so many things i miss. Come come..i share some with u =D

I miss my DAddy .....Here having chinese lunch with family at klcc....i dont know wat its called lar the place.....opposite mdm kwans. I miss him cos..well..his my dad i miss his idiosyncrasy that makes him work. Lots of my friends say his a cool dad although i dont know why ...well i do..but i malas wanna explain lar
I miss my mummy. Because right now i miss home cooked food. Bcos i've been eating out alot recently no thanks to certain doctor. Dam fat edi sumore not to mention probably my cholesterol level also dam high n glucose level. *fuck Dey..later i not hot edi how all the msg of outside food making me fat ..not to mention BALD..who would want me when im fat n bald* I miss her nagging...i miss her...everything lar..all her motherly tendencies...u know wat im talking bout lar...cos...erm...all of u have mothers too? HEHeh....
I miss my Bro....here picture with his friend both also car crazy! Bro is in Mercs. Benz training to be some..er...hightech mercs only mechanic lar....i duno wats its called..im just a stupid pharmacist. ....I miss hanging out with him cos we talk stupid cock stories ..n share some stupid lame ass jokes bout..cars....girls.....boys.....and...cars...and..girls...n...boys.....er...yea...we are shallow like that....u know like relationship problems ....talk bout bonging other ppl..like yea...those kinda thing.....I miss driving up to genting with him so that i can wear my UK clothes there *like my boots...and my coats...n shawl...genting colder so its more like UK-ish* i miss getting him to do things cos i CANNNNNNNn cos im his irritating pls lah pls lar bug-him-till-he-does-it sis

I miss my doggies.....i miss Winter especially and i miss sleeping with her at night. When its cold at night she will come snuggly up next to me in bed.....her damp nose touching my cheeks...her warm furry body pressing against u cos she wants to get warmer....aww...SNiff sniff....btw those up there is Bear Bear...and Jacob....plus their pups....yea..well i miss them to u know..but not as much bond as Winter darling

I miss UK..and i miss traveling when i was there....HEre im skiing in the French Alps...its in Meribel France....weather was about -12 degrees.......5 days of solid skiing made me bruised all over but i LOVED every second of it. I miss going all around Europe too...but..too many pics to pic i cant show u.....! oh well i can.....go to http://jolingx.multiply.com




Jasmine and me

Mun Guan and me

I miss Friends from high school. Thats just 2 of the closer high school friends i met up with the last time i was back in KL. I miss u guys.....Shareen, Wan San, Grace, Wen Yin, Cindy. U know....sigh....y cant we meet up more often lar....SHareen i dont wanna get in trouble with u anymore hehe *jinxo man both of us*


Autopups i miss all your life experiencing sharing...congratulations mamasan and papasan on ur newborn baby Thea Wong. And u Hilda our lil witch and ur fiancee ryan. I miss hanging out with u guys through the late nights in KL....our beef ball noodles....some Smoking up shit where someone ate someones left food. Miss our...angels =D........we did some pretty weird ass stuff.


And finally...i miss ferris wheels..... =D

what goes around comes around

Today on MSN .....


5/7/2006 1:32:29 PM Ossie is here...: hey
5/7/2006 1:32:36 PM Ossie is here...: hows it going>
5/7/2006 1:32:36 PM Ossie is here...: ?

5/7/2006 1:32:46 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: wassup
5/7/2006 1:32:49 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: stomach acheeeeeeeeeeee
5/7/2006 1:32:54 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: severe vomiting n diarrhea

5/7/2006 1:33:03 PM Ossie is here...: what happen?
5/7/2006 1:33:09 PM Ossie is here...: ate something bad huh?>
5/7/2006 1:33:50 PM Ossie is here...: anyways...i didnt know, you know ng say guan
5/7/2006 1:33:51 PM Ossie is here...: haha

5/7/2006 1:34:05 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: mmm why arh?
5/7/2006 1:34:11 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: his sis bought over my house in subang(This is one is a DAM shy Moment also when i found out my ex sis buying over my house)
5/7/2006 1:34:20 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: how u know him

5/7/2006 1:34:31 PM Ossie is here...: i know...
5/7/2006 1:34:37 PM Ossie is here...: i'm always hanging out with him
5/7/2006 1:34:49 PM Ossie is here...: and we found out we both are your ex...(Drop dead i duno where to hide my face moment)
5/7/2006 1:34:50 PM Ossie is here...: shiiit
5/7/2006 1:34:51 PM Ossie is here...: haha
5/7/2006 1:34:54 PM Ossie is here...: thats funny

5/7/2006 1:35:03 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: ahahha SHIT
5/7/2006 1:35:09 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: bitch u ahhaha
5/7/2006 1:35:14 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: so does that make me a...player?

5/7/2006 1:35:42 PM Ossie is here...: maybe
5/7/2006 1:35:44 PM Ossie is here...: oh well...
5/7/2006 1:36:33 PM Ossie is here...: haha
5/7/2006 1:36:35 PM Ossie is here...: its the past
5/7/2006 1:36:39 PM Ossie is here...: peace


But really.........have i been dating too many ppl...or the world is just a small small place. Where everyone is out to get me....or that........stupid things just happen to me cos im me

Feign ignorance..Lalala...skip skip...........fairies are beautiful and so are U...muahs

Saturday, May 06, 2006

PIcs

Here are the pics. Enjoy =)


Handiplus over it

Just a small suture. One to be exact


Dam gross right. Looks like hot cross buns. haha.....this is after removing them.

I removed them myself with scissors. Snip off one side n pull the other side. No need to go to the hospital again lah to remove just one suture....Big baby nia...=D

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

i have a Stitch

NO...its not my Perineum that got Stitching...rather, its my hands
*i din disappear from blogging to give birth u know* =p

It all happen when this dude really pissed me off...he was an arrogant sonofabitch. He kept on talking n talking bout himself n going on dissing me like how i was worthless piece of crap.
SO i couldnt take it anymore!. THis dude was wearing glasses....so without thinking...i Smash my fist into his face, shatter his glasses and broke his nose. How stupid of me to not think that the glasses will actually cut my hands.
SO there....thats how i got a stitch. Just one in between last 2 fingers at the back of my right hand. SO kewl!.im such a (wo)MAN!!

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hehhe......My new 1.6m mirror fell when the wind blew too hard n topple the mirror over and it fell to the floor. It was just leaning against the wall like that.
so of course it smashed to pieces, I had to clean it up and all....and the OH-so-clumsy Jo had to poke herself with the edge of the broken mirror and rip her skin away ...quite cool....gaping 1cm wound which is a Bit deep lar....

so ..im scared for life......

Dr had to stitch me up.. MY hero!!! *beams*





P.S: how many ppl can say that they stitch their girls hand up hehe. Ser Hon can....!!Weehee

Will post the picture of my sewn hand next post :P camera had to run out of battery