Paradoxically Pure

Oh its a year old already!

2007-01-27T10:42:00.000+08:00

I din realise this blog was already a year old. hah...

i also remembered i put on braces. so now im this old looking lady trying to act young with braces. so dam ugly i tell u. but im trying to convince myself that i will look better...in 2 years time =P. pathetic, i know.

on a more serious note, i got muthus car into an accident! on the way home from work opposite the dinamik club nearing the traffice light a lady decided to cut into my lane but fail to notice i was there. so..wham bam thank you mam! =(
i feel bad for getting muthus car into an accident but i had no time to even avoid the lady. she came out of her lane out of a sudden!. Bah....she say it was her fault and shes sorry and promise to pay for the damages. i hope she follows suit plus she a primary school teacher in tawau.

went to the mechanic to settle the stuff. and hopefully the spart parts will arrive n get the car fixed soon.
Scared to drive muthus car already la.

And YeaHOo!!!...serhon is coming back tonight!...*jumps for joy* boing boing boing....

Cant wait cant wait!

Fuiyoh

2007-01-25T22:57:00.000+08:00

Wow...the last time i blog was in..August..ohmygod..so long ago
lets see....wat i did over the months.

- went white water rafting
- enjoyed sandakan alil bit...(century egg water dumplings!!! so ONZ) saw Orang uTans in SIpilok..... =P look a bit like the BF la hehe
- went back to kl for a LONGGGGGGGgggg break & wish i was back in Tawau with the orang utan. (dam ironic...cos all this while ive been complainig bout hating tawau..i guess its the person...not the place)
-...skip skipp....er...totally forgotten wat i did after that =P. Yes my life is THAT uneventful.

OH!..some interesting news...there was a TSUNAMI alert in TAWAU....everyone was going apeshit bout it. I was at the bfs place watching starwars ( yes lah ive turn into a nerd) and everywhere i could hear the neighbours getting into their cars n LEAVING....i was a lil bit scared..cos kinda dark and everyones freaking leaving!

Din know whether to run with them..or just stay put....i tot..stay put lar..die ma die la..plus i BET 100% sure going to be freaking jam.. true enough it was backlogged all the way to jalan apas. OH well..im alive n well now thanksforyourconcern.

2007....hermm..... try to be the best boss i can be lar ....
been very busy ever since taking over the outpatient department.
very challenging to manage 13 staff with a variety of character. .... everyone says their scared of me..Y Ah?..i very gangster meh?

*hears numerous heads bobbing up n down* ....WHERE GOT! =( dam psycho weh

hopefully by next post my mood will be lifted up a lil.

aiyah serhon..i miss u lah faster come back la from KL. and i hope u pass ur MRCP part 1!!

*this is a selfish hope.... so when he passes then his got time for me cos like..erm....he can stop making love to harrisons everynight....* -yes i jealous-

Inked!!!!oneone!!!111111111!!!11

2006-08-08T16:54:00.000+08:00

Thats me....on the chair.......after getting inked
Right after finishing the tattoo
A clearer pic!...nice or not

Wohoooooooooooo!..i got myself inked. The designed was done by Drew*ghostone* about 2 years ago and i finally just got it done. Yea procrastinate to the max and the then bf dint let me have one.
But now!!..im so in love with it lar............

Got it done at Borneo Ink, Hartamas and i thought that the price was pretty reasonable for a tatt that big..........

When he really heals about 2 week i shall post another picture or it......

YES...im branded!! finally...................plus...serhon likes it too..ahha

hah

2006-06-18T01:09:00.001+08:00

Hah. As u can see im too lazy to blog. SO im 25 years old....older by 2 years and 5 months of what i am actually. hehe

You Are 25 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

PADI

2006-05-31T13:37:00.000+08:00

Like yo!

I went diving from 27th till 30th May
i have a Padi License now *throw confetti in the air*

Now...if only my ear can hear properly. im deaf now =(

erm....pics maybe later

but Wohooooooooo I CAN DIVE NOW!!!!!! anybody wants to go diving with me the next time?

DIe die

2006-05-24T01:19:00.000+08:00

Fuckalingam....
im addicted to NAruto............
die die die......

SH actually ask me in all seriousness....whether im happy with him....
Im like..OF course i am!!.....*dam weird man suddenly ask like that*

N then he said...Ur not bored of me already are u?

Er....NO.....bored?......are u mad?....

Well...its because u've been watching too much naruto...its like taking precedence over him..

OH oh....shit man..thats the sign ive been watching too much of manga.... =P

Well u cant blame me..i like naked girls....so i got hooked on the first episode where naruto got transformed into a hot naked jap school girl...with his temptation technique... :P....ninja style hehe

I recommned it to someone who has an inner ninja child in them

peace yo...

Listen Up

2006-05-21T22:09:00.000+08:00

It hurts when he tells me that U, his friends, sms him or calls him regarding this blog

Its not his fault i have this blog. This is who i am. This existed way before i knew of him or met him.

If u all think a certain way or have certain perceptions about me i hope that u would keep it to urself and not tease him because i never intended this blog to hurt anyone, specially not someone i care about.

So please...if u all think im a slut, im just a dumb pharmacist, a bimbo...or watever u want to think of me go ahead. But do not think just because his with me he doesnt know what his doing.

Cos...its just painful for me to see him get "teased" because of me.
So spare him. If u have a problem with me.....hey go ahead n comment bout me at my comment section.

I cant even express myself as much as i want to anymore
Sorry SH

I love u mom

2006-05-14T18:19:00.000+08:00

Whilst i was out yamchaing with Jas at 3.30pm just now...mom called

Mom: Eh where are u now
Me: At Tu Fonda having a drink with Jas
Mom: Aiyah...i ate ur burger already. U go eat with Jas something lar

(I asked her to tarpau BK Whooper for me cos she was out and since Tawau had no McD or Burger King i tot i had to have some burgers b4 i left KL)

Me: ALawwwwwwwww Dont want!. I want my Whooper!!
Mom: U EAt something else Laaaaa! I tot u went out with Jas edi n u wont be coming back soon so i wallop ur burger lar
Me: DONT WANT!!!....i WAnt burgerrrrr KINg ..dont care!!! *at this point the manja voice comes out*
Mom:...... -__-....shutup lar u....go eat something
Me: Wat lah u...i ask u to tarpau for me u come back n eat my burger!!
Mom: heheh....Ur sis manipulated me to share ur burger with her...we ate it already lar so u go eat something else........
Me: So bad lah u all! =((
Mom: what lah u....dont be a cheebye lar
Me: U lah cheebye!! =P hehe

At this point JAs was giving me the OHMYGOD face already. SO i hung up the phone n told her yea it was my mom on the phone.....she was like..JOANNE!!!...n gave me the exasperated ohmygod look

Well......thats my fam... and...

Happy Mother's Day Mom!!
I love u and want to thank u for everythign u've done for me and BIG hugs!!! =))

PS: After all the shut ups and cheebyes we know we still love each other! i wouldnt have mom any other way

U are my Sunshine!

2006-05-11T14:34:00.000+08:00

U are my sunshine...my only sunshine...u make me happyYyyyyyyyyy when skys are grey, U make me know dear...how much we love u...so please dont take my sunshine away!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBIE CHOW WAN SAN!!!!

*sprinkles Confetti into the air*
Today marks a special day as its a special persons birthday
Although ur mugging for exams n researching hard for ur exams i wanna tell u how a wonderful person u are and how much sunshine u have brought to my life!
Heres to ...10 years of friendship....*i think, But whose counting =P*
I hope many more to come!

Dam cute right..KH...look at ur Wife..soo darn cute!....on train to Bradford in UK! ..aww miss those times!
Remember at Sheffield?...ur tenants house!....freaking nice cosy quaint house
Us after having GoOd kick ass CUrry in Bradford...with Arun
The Epitome of Wan San...Lifes a Celebration and a PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our Martin Luther King wannabe!.......Spread World peace Unity n those shit. Yea...Smoking UP definately makes us more inspired. =D......we had some GOOOoooooOOD shit!

I hope u have a wonderful Birthday.....

Pssst....no pressies for u till u come back...Heheheeh

Pimped

2006-05-09T11:49:00.000+08:00

Hey guys/girls....go to this blog
My brothers friend is Promoting him....

Apparently his single n available....

GO inquire bout him lar.... hehe

http://jayelleenelial.blogdrive.com/archive/541.html

My bro the one with the car!.....

Ooh Ohh..his in this blog too!
http://ghettoblaster.blogspot.com/2006/05/i-love-tuesday-yaman-me-brotha-its.html

Hrmm wonder y im doing heavy promotion for my brother....Looking at all the pictures.....YUmmmmmmm swensen icecream........Mmmmm *licks lips*...
*hint hint*..I wanna eat ice cream!!!!!!!!

Are we all Bad

2006-05-08T22:11:00.000+08:00

Just like what it says in the bible. All human beings are wicked and full of evil desires inside.
At this moment i have a lot of negative thoughts in my head im trying to push them out. My solace is the bible sometimes.
For God love thed the world so much that he gave his only son, so that everyone who believes in him may not die but have eternal life. john 3:16

I can sprout many other verses...but i wont.

Negativity from everyone whether its from:

someone u disappointed who loved u with all his life,
someone u cant love back the same way and in some ways u have betrayed him because he believed u loved him as much as he did,

someone where u are feeling bad about urself only give u more critisicm, never trying to help only trying to push u down,
someone who is so selfish and so vain all he can think of is himself/herself, her pursuit of being the best he/she can whilst gaining no RESPECT from everyone around him/her,

someone who cant quite believe in you.....which is...yourself ....

This emptiness....its because im trying to push out all the negativity that is and will bring me down. I know it will effect me. But by blocking this negative emotions out im blocking the positive ones too...

Help....

well...maybe all i need is ..... 1 Corinthians 13 verse 4 till 10....
=D

I Miss!!! =(

2006-05-07T19:11:00.000+08:00

Its Sunday night...Im so bored....here i am ...sitting down infront of the laptop with my mask on, waiting for it to work its magic on my skin. So i decided to look at all my pictures stored in the lappie.
Sigh...reminds me of so many things i miss. Come come..i share some with u =D

I miss my DAddy .....Here having chinese lunch with family at klcc....i dont know wat its called lar the place.....opposite mdm kwans. I miss him cos..well..his my dad i miss his idiosyncrasy that makes him work. Lots of my friends say his a cool dad although i dont know why ...well i do..but i malas wanna explain lar
I miss my mummy. Because right now i miss home cooked food. Bcos i've been eating out alot recently no thanks to certain doctor. Dam fat edi sumore not to mention probably my cholesterol level also dam high n glucose level. *fuck Dey..later i not hot edi how all the msg of outside food making me fat ..not to mention BALD..who would want me when im fat n bald* I miss her nagging...i miss her...everything lar..all her motherly tendencies...u know wat im talking bout lar...cos...erm...all of u have mothers too? HEHeh....
I miss my Bro....here picture with his friend both also car crazy! Bro is in Mercs. Benz training to be some..er...hightech mercs only mechanic lar....i duno wats its called..im just a stupid pharmacist. ....I miss hanging out with him cos we talk stupid cock stories ..n share some stupid lame ass jokes bout..cars....girls.....boys.....and...cars...and..girls...n...boys.....er...yea...we are shallow like that....u know like relationship problems ....talk bout bonging other ppl..like yea...those kinda thing.....I miss driving up to genting with him so that i can wear my UK clothes there *like my boots...and my coats...n shawl...genting colder so its more like UK-ish* i miss getting him to do things cos i CANNNNNNNn cos im his irritating pls lah pls lar bug-him-till-he-does-it sis

I miss my doggies.....i miss Winter especially and i miss sleeping with her at night. When its cold at night she will come snuggly up next to me in bed.....her damp nose touching my cheeks...her warm furry body pressing against u cos she wants to get warmer....aww...SNiff sniff....btw those up there is Bear Bear...and Jacob....plus their pups....yea..well i miss them to u know..but not as much bond as Winter darling

I miss UK..and i miss traveling when i was there....HEre im skiing in the French Alps...its in Meribel France....weather was about -12 degrees.......5 days of solid skiing made me bruised all over but i LOVED every second of it. I miss going all around Europe too...but..too many pics to pic i cant show u.....! oh well i can.....go to http://jolingx.multiply.com

Jasmine and me

Mun Guan and me

I miss Friends from high school. Thats just 2 of the closer high school friends i met up with the last time i was back in KL. I miss u guys.....Shareen, Wan San, Grace, Wen Yin, Cindy. U know....sigh....y cant we meet up more often lar....SHareen i dont wanna get in trouble with u anymore hehe *jinxo man both of us*

Autopups i miss all your life experiencing sharing...congratulations mamasan and papasan on ur newborn baby Thea Wong. And u Hilda our lil witch and ur fiancee ryan. I miss hanging out with u guys through the late nights in KL....our beef ball noodles....some Smoking up shit where someone ate someones left food. Miss our...angels =D........we did some pretty weird ass stuff.

And finally...i miss ferris wheels..... =D

what goes around comes around

2006-05-07T17:26:00.000+08:00

Today on MSN .....

5/7/2006 1:32:29 PM Ossie is here...: hey
5/7/2006 1:32:36 PM Ossie is here...: hows it going>
5/7/2006 1:32:36 PM Ossie is here...: ?

5/7/2006 1:32:46 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: wassup
5/7/2006 1:32:49 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: stomach acheeeeeeeeeeee
5/7/2006 1:32:54 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: severe vomiting n diarrhea

5/7/2006 1:33:03 PM Ossie is here...: what happen?
5/7/2006 1:33:09 PM Ossie is here...: ate something bad huh?>
5/7/2006 1:33:50 PM Ossie is here...: anyways...i didnt know, you know ng say guan
5/7/2006 1:33:51 PM Ossie is here...: haha

5/7/2006 1:34:05 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: mmm why arh?
5/7/2006 1:34:11 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: his sis bought over my house in subang(This is one is a DAM shy Moment also when i found out my ex sis buying over my house)
5/7/2006 1:34:20 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: how u know him

5/7/2006 1:34:31 PM Ossie is here...: i know...
5/7/2006 1:34:37 PM Ossie is here...: i'm always hanging out with him
5/7/2006 1:34:49 PM Ossie is here...: and we found out we both are your ex...(Drop dead i duno where to hide my face moment)
5/7/2006 1:34:50 PM Ossie is here...: shiiit
5/7/2006 1:34:51 PM Ossie is here...: haha
5/7/2006 1:34:54 PM Ossie is here...: thats funny

5/7/2006 1:35:03 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: ahahha SHIT
5/7/2006 1:35:09 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: bitch u ahhaha
5/7/2006 1:35:14 PM Jo~Untameble Trouble.: so does that make me a...player?

5/7/2006 1:35:42 PM Ossie is here...: maybe
5/7/2006 1:35:44 PM Ossie is here...: oh well...
5/7/2006 1:36:33 PM Ossie is here...: haha
5/7/2006 1:36:35 PM Ossie is here...: its the past
5/7/2006 1:36:39 PM Ossie is here...: peace

But really.........have i been dating too many ppl...or the world is just a small small place. Where everyone is out to get me....or that........stupid things just happen to me cos im me

Feign ignorance..Lalala...skip skip...........fairies are beautiful and so are U...muahs

PIcs

2006-05-06T19:27:00.000+08:00

Here are the pics. Enjoy =)

Handiplus over it

Just a small suture. One to be exact

Dam gross right. Looks like hot cross buns. haha.....this is after removing them.

I removed them myself with scissors. Snip off one side n pull the other side. No need to go to the hospital again lah to remove just one suture....Big baby nia...=D

i have a Stitch

2006-05-02T22:24:00.000+08:00

NO...its not my Perineum that got Stitching...rather, its my hands
*i din disappear from blogging to give birth u know* =p

It all happen when this dude really pissed me off...he was an arrogant sonofabitch. He kept on talking n talking bout himself n going on dissing me like how i was worthless piece of crap.
SO i couldnt take it anymore!. THis dude was wearing glasses....so without thinking...i Smash my fist into his face, shatter his glasses and broke his nose. How stupid of me to not think that the glasses will actually cut my hands.
SO there....thats how i got a stitch. Just one in between last 2 fingers at the back of my right hand. SO kewl!.im such a (wo)MAN!!

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hehhe......My new 1.6m mirror fell when the wind blew too hard n topple the mirror over and it fell to the floor. It was just leaning against the wall like that.
so of course it smashed to pieces, I had to clean it up and all....and the OH-so-clumsy Jo had to poke herself with the edge of the broken mirror and rip her skin away ...quite cool....gaping 1cm wound which is a Bit deep lar....

so ..im scared for life......

Dr had to stitch me up.. MY hero!!! *beams*

P.S: how many ppl can say that they stitch their girls hand up hehe. Ser Hon can....!!Weehee

Will post the picture of my sewn hand next post :P camera had to run out of battery

ergh

2006-02-18T22:52:00.000+08:00

See, Im tired of doing things that are not by my initiative, i.e, being told to do things.
All my life i have (well almost ALl my life) been doing things that suit me just fine.

Like when i was about 10 not even mom could stop me from going out galavanting about Subang. Every evening about 4.30 without fail i would be out cycling, skate boarding down the hill(my house was on top of a slope/hill*watever*). It was an adrenalin rush. I climbed trees, crawled in the big drainage, hid under the drains when it rain due to my imagination that i was seeking shelter from the Big tornado or something like that.
Then at 11 the rollerblading craze started...i still do blade ..with my salomans of course. =D

Well i did all this because no one stop me.
but now...NOWwwwwwwwww.................im stuck
stuck in god dam ...sabah..........with the gov...
i cant explain it........but i feel very very frustrated
that my lifes plan has been....changed

my plan was to get married young. Maybe at 26 the most to the person i love

But i cant now...i just seem to piss everybody off

U know what...im going to do things for myself already
im going to eat chocos when i feel like it
sleep naked if i feel like it
swim in my bikini if i feel like it
be foul mouth and loud if i feel like it
nobody can stop me
but me

fuck it...
i had enough of accomodating anybody......

i give up

Welcome home

2006-02-09T19:20:00.000+08:00

Well, today is the 12th day of CNY....not to late to wish u happy chinese new year!
Been a busy week and all and im sick
Back in Tawau after 9 joyous days in the west
So far Tawau's been treating me 'kindly'
what with the new attention and all. Must be the sore throat.
Bf says it sounds like a pornstars husky come hither voice.
Well its Clearing anyway. But been feeling sickly and nauseas past few days. Must be the water here. Im not used to it. lols

will try to blog bout CNY next time. And yes. i miss u too

Mussels anyone?

2006-01-22T12:47:00.000+08:00

This morning, miracle of miracles, i woke up early. So decided to go down for breakfast with TE to Takada Sunday market to have some food.
I had fish head noodles with evaporated milk. Very yummy.

Took a walk around the market and bought mussels. They were only RM2.00 per kg!!

Came back and decided to cook it for early lunch.

Recipe(well this is simply what i had at home. U can improvise)

1 onions- chopped

2 tomatoes-chopped

2 pips garlic-chopped

1 cm ginger-sliced

1 kg mussles

some rice wine

Fry the garlic till golden brown, then the onions and the garlic till fagrant. Add in the tomatoes and fry. Then add in the mussels and stir it all in. Add alittle bit of water and lastly as much rice wine as u want (hic!).

Cover the wok and simmer for about 5 mins and ur done. No need salt as the mussels are already quite salty.

I counted, that for 1 kg of mussels, there is 18 pieces of it in the bowl.

The rice wine gives it the fragrant wine smell. MMmm shiok... substitute white wine if dont have rice wine lar.

As i was savouring my mussels (ok lah more like devouring it) i noticed something ... erm...familiar. haha.

U know how people always say that mussels,oysters etc always reminds them of a girls part?!. Well i beg to differ, because... LOOK at the picture below at what i found!

90% of the mussels i ate had that phallic looking thing sticking out!

Chirp chirp, The early bird catches the worm =D

Ok, ok. For the guys out there, i did try to find what u were looking for. After eating mussels after phallic mussels, here it is! The original perception of shellfish!

Meowwwww meoww....come here pussy.....be a good girl. (I think this is a very very fine specimen of a private part...gone bad... =S)

So, eating all the mussels by myself was quite enjoyable. But i wished i had someone to share it with. Reminds me of the days in Glasgow, Scotland at Waxy O'connors where one crock of mussels cost 4.95 pounds. But it was well worth it because 1 crock is HUGE and cooked in white wine...yummy! Poor students like us relished it.

Burp!!!...Excuse me.... I would have shared it with u. But too bad..ur so far away.

To do or Not to do

2006-01-14T15:16:00.000+08:00

So i went to the dentist today and check out my teeth.
Thinking of doing braces.
The dentist, Dr. Giam Eve Hock, is an Oral and Maxillofacial surgeon. Whatever THAT is?

He told me i had Hypermolar calcification and im like Huh? and some gingivitis..also another like Huh Really arh? Also my teeth are very weak and can decay very fast in say..3 days when i dont brush my teeth.. WAh lau..sounds serious dey

but i brush my teeth everyday wor n floss at least once a week. Well maybe because i havent seen a dentist in almost 10 years *guilty*

So i told him i wanted to have braces on. He took a look at my teeth...pull back my lips here n there. told me to bite ..etc etc..
in the end he said i was on the borderline extraction case. I could chose to do braces without extraction or with extraction. Me liking pain said i wanted to extract =P haha

My back molars would be pulled to the front if i had undergone extraction and both my upper teeth will be straigthen and the lower teeth wont have to come out to the front more..erm get the pic? ...means...with extraction my face would be slimmer and not longer. and without extraction my face would be longer as my lower jaw will come out to the front. I think extraction better right?

So im Still thinking bout it. Cost about 5k for duration of 2 years.
BUt i dont know where i would be in 2 years time.. should i do or not...do or not....do or not
erghhhhh
fuck it lah..do lar
nothing productive in Tawau anyway. So..yea..prolly make an appointment next week to check things out further

Squid Ong's 23rd

2006-01-13T23:45:00.000+08:00

Last night we celebrated Squid Ong's, I mean Ong Jo Yi's 23rd. Well actually her bday is on the 15th..but we wanted to suprise her first on ..like... FRIDAY the 13th.

First all of us came down and KJ called from the intercom and said he was from the hospital and told her she had to come down to sign some form for the hospital. It was urgent. If someone like that called me when its raining and its night time from the hospital, i would be FREAKED out man. She was like HUH..hospital? She came down anyway. haha

Now Squid(calling her squid seems nicer) has her hp permanently attached to her ear. Prove is as the picture below. So the surprise of throwing her into the pool immediately was scratched.

tsk tsk..Squid ah squid.....phone again

So we had to bluff her. Told her "actually we wanted to surprise u and have ur birtyday downstairs next to the pool but we couldnt cos its raining. So lets go upstairs to ur place lar". "Okay" said Squid. The next thing she knows, Kj and Te carried her up and counted to 3 and away she went into the pool. HAHa :P

Wehehe....

1...2.....3......
Splash!!...and into the pool u sink

Wah...dam u all.....erm ok..i need help in getting out!...So ning xin was kind hearted enough to help her out but was dragged into the water. Kesian..but see lar...ur phone went into the pool too. I hope its working okay =P

Squids baked cheese cake

Group picture...and no...my boobs are not leaking milk...was from Joyis nice wet hug

Blow squid, blow...
Joyi wanted a beautiful picture for her birthday. I think this will have to do keke

We had coconut pudding as desert courtesy of Gigi Leung, the lady from the management downstairs. Well shes not really Gigi, i just dont know wats her real name and she look a lil bit like Gigi. So Gigi we will call her

Well hope u like ur Birthday splash. Many happy returns yea this year =)

Aquaria

2006-01-02T15:45:00.000+08:00

*Background music, Moon River soundtrack of Breakfast at Tiffanys is playing*

Holly Golightly: Oh darling i just witnessed the most amazing thing ever!

Fred: What was it darling?

HG: Well i went to this place to have dinner at KimKim and i have to board the 7clock taxi and there was massively huge crowd of ppl everywhere i go and ..*rumbles on*

F:Oh...what did u see?

HG: Let me show u!!..its on my cam...u know i cant possible remember all that i saw so i suppose capturing it on digital memory its good for me, since im so flighty.

Sea hermit prawns/crab sorta things

This looked astonishing Fred!!

Sapak?...What are those Fred?

Well I've never.....Chickens under water????

Mantis Prawns...those were superb!

Oohh..i wonder...do pearls comes out from those? Oooh i must have them!

Well these look Pretty expensive......Elegantly created creature

HG: And then later on i discovered the most ghastly beings ever. 7 of them. They were like beast with greedy saliva drooling down the side of their mouths. Couldnt bare looking at them. They delighted in having this creatures destroyed, burned, stir fried, steamed....all in the name of satisfying the lust of their mouths. Horrible Fred!

Fred: *stoned face*

This were some of the picture i took as evidence of their horrid behaviour..oh the poor creatures

After the deed was done.....Sighs

Lots of sea creature were harmed in the making of this blog. All character are fictious and works/dialouges fictious. Peace be with u and i love animals

Ps: The only thing good about Tawau is the affordably priced seafood.

Happy New Year my dear Friends!

2006-01-01T14:06:00.000+08:00

Well the new year is here....din realise it creeped up against me till i heard fireworks from the distance.
Was watching LOTR on TV2...yups..sad...but....like that lar.......
Went out for dinner to supposedly celebrate the end of the year and ushering of 2006. BTW welcome year 2006!...may it be as eventful as 2005....well duh of cos it willl...i'd probably be raped in tawau.....

At about 7pm we walked to May Garden restaurants *yes we walked to dinner...no car wat.....grumblegrumble...lowlypaidgovernmentminions....cough..* Works up an appetite man walking there....sumore did a few laps in the pool b4 that....

Once arrived there ordered sotong kankung and grilled sting ray..was ok lar...tasted better back home...our main purpose was to stuff our faces with fresh seafood....but fuck....May Garden wanted to con us..think we all small kids or something...needless to say..some incident took place between the pregnant orderer...and me and some bitchy faces...and ..er..etc...u get the pic lar

If i dont smile...its not Jo the camwhore edi........no matter wat mood im in ...when the cams out....*ding ding* ...Heres us digging into the sting ray

Fuck it....no seafood!!!....were like....finish up this stingray n wotanhor....lets go Sabindo to Kim Leng n eat......of cos our main purpose was to eat seafood....sure must go lar

Taxi ride later.....cant be arsed to walk anymore..plus its dark..and all those indon let loose...*shudders* ..we arrived there....

Went snapping at all the fresh lobsters, mantis prawn, oysters., crab..u name it..they've got it! KJ was busy snapping away......no need to go PUSAT AKUARIUM at KLCC convention centre......just go Kim Leng n eat.....all kinds of sea ..er..creatures/animals? is available....haha..no entrance fee too!

Amidst all the burbling waters ..and the fresh seafood....oohh....snapping pics whilst placing order with the guy standing to the right...ahha dam vain lah we all..chose seafood also must take pic....pity the fella...must be thinking were "jakuns" or something...

I feel so loved..just thinking bout the oysters...that were going to slurp down..oh..Orgasmic....actually just thinking bout the oysters we had making me all..er...*groooowlMEoooooW* again ... =P

So..whats dinner without some cuteness?

Oysters, RM6 per piece ; Taxi fare to get to oysters. RM4; Taste of oysters delicately sliding down ur throat.....PRICELESS...Hahahhaha

*Re-reading this statement again makes me sound like one horny bitch*..but whose to say im not ...ladidaaaaaaaaaa

Oh...yeaa.....its worth it
ERM.....hows this extraction going on Dr.Ma...hehe...."sek pau mo yeh cho"

KJ's got sharp titis =D ...like britney spears...YEA baby..YEAaaaaaaaa

Ok..reason for wearing gift wrap ribbons around my wrist was to cover the ugly hot oil marks on my wrist....erm..its now weeping and exudating with those..erghh..plasma thingy u know...like.....eww.....luckily u cant see the weeping wound on my face....fuck u leko....for bursting in the hot kuali...Revenge will be seeked

After dinner we decided to head back to our condo. Suddenly crowds of indons just appear out of no where. Their like swarmping the area near the restaurant. Fuck man, it was just like the Jakarta Riots in 1997, we were scared shit out of our pants. It was so la wless. The area was dark and crowds n crowds of indons was walking by us like they owned the place. Of course us girls din wanna get molested like Xiaxue so whenever they walk by us we would stop and avoid bodily contact as much as possible. And u know wat those fuckers that the cheek to say? "TAKUT PUN, TAU PUN KETEPI". Niama, talking big like the own the fucking place.

All 5 of us girls walking arms link around each other and the 2 guys looking out for us. Like going for war. And this was just crossing a few blocks of shops just to get to the main road to look for taxi. Only solace appeared was when out of the sudden darkness and smelly indons, flashes of blue lights appeared. Never was so relieved to see the police rondaing b4! Some mothafakers indon even had the cheek to say "ALAh..Tak takut pun. BUkan nyer boleh berhenti kita dari buat apa yang kita suka". Yups, just give u an idea about how fucking lawless they all are. Give no shit even to the cops....

Reason y were kinda afraid is because i work in the hospital and STAB cases is so common. Scared were going get stabed or something.

Truly lawless. Never have i been so glad to see a policewoman sitting on her motorbike..i just HAD to take a picture of her. So, Yan Wei terpaksa jadi poser..haha

Thank u policewoman =D *KJ said dont take with flash...so i din and it turn out darkish* =(

SO ..happy new year kawans =) im glad i din get molested again. Thats something to be thankful for. Amen

Ps: And dont try to tell me its not that bad in Tawau. Hell yea its THAT bad... like BAD till i have this fury in me towards all....dark,short, unruly men ...Like..have u not been reading what i described to u? ..ohh..just...go..FU*%#*(#($*(#*#($*(*

Boxing Day

2005-12-26T18:47:00.000+08:00

Its Boxing day today.
Mom just called 10 mins ago.

Mom: Hello miss seow....wat are u doing.......

Me:Cooking lar...

Mom: COOKING? what?..nobody belanja u to eat today arh?

Me:*wtf* why must someone belanja me to eat

Mom:DUnno....anyway...u know wat..ur SIS ah..got KUTU(head lice)...Wat to put arh

Me: HAH KUTU?...where thefuck she got that from?

Mom: From church camp lar...must be those indian girls lar..u know lar klang..alot of Ahnehs wan.....I think i also kena...check her hair aiyoooooo SO MUCH KUTU LAR!! all the eggs!

me: haiyah go n buy EBB lah form pharmacist....wash for 3 nightsl ar..then theres this kutu shampoo rub in the head n wear showercap..next morning go wash.

Mom: OK...eh u know ur bro suddenly so tall...i have to look up to him suddenly..neck also pain

*in the back ground bro could be heard talking*

DS: Yeaa SURE LAH I tall...i everyday TFK!...SUre grow tall wan!

Me:*across the sea in tawau on the phone* o_0.......wtf.....

Mom: see lar....ur bro all..think the very smart........

Me: HAIYOH...tell him dun talk so much...later his pubic hair all got kutu...

Mom: yea loh......hahaha........

So..erm..happy boxing days....
after the phone call i felt like i was given a boxed... =)

ps: i love my family...actually they are like this all the time... =D

lots of love from jo to the Seows back home in Kota Kemuning!
*hugs*

Merry Christmas!

2005-12-25T15:09:00.000+08:00

Jingle balls people!
Xmas eve saw us Pharmacist, Medical Drs and Dentist having a "nice" time =D
Went out for dinner 10 of us. Went to St. Patricks church for a lil while to watch xmas performance.

Yan Wei and Me in the lift..haha.......

We decide to take pictures before going for dinner around our condo.

Housemates: TE, Me, Yw, Kj....and No YW....its not possible for aneroxics to be pregnant!!

Imu Pharmacist....all got stuck in Tawau....sigh wtf...such a waste of resources!! Might i add..6 aesthetically favourable resources.

Look!..its a Christmas tree....HAhahah

Baby dont jealous ok...i still love u....

Arrived at Rasa Sayang restaurant where Dr.Ong had book a table for us. We had Deer Meat Kunak style, Prawns(mayo & some chinesey sauce), Toufu, Chicken in malty-ish sauce*dam nice*, Thai style chicken and baby kailan with garlic....Mmmmm ...Drool...

But i still want mummys Stuffed Roast Turkey...the Sacarstic mommy said..CAN..i keep some for u now CNY u come back n eat lar..0_O...my mum is such a nice person.

So we tried to make Dr.Ma camwhore...but tak jadi lar...his too lurus! Dr.Ma..u fail lar

All of us before digging in. L-R:Ning Xin, Me, Dr.Ma, Kah Jin, Dr. Ong, Tick Eu, Su Jang, JoYi. Standing: Yan Wei & Evon.

After dinner Dr.Ong said..EH lets go church lar....all the girls were a bit apprehensive cos we werent dressed appropriately. Dr. Ma added...Yea..when u all get in the church...the elders will tell u to GET OUT! ...whilst pointing towards the door...Ediot....haha

So i got a lil bored in church during the drama.....Kj,Kj, ..snap pic for me plss!

During the scene where 3 men were going on the journey following the star , I turned to Kj and ask

Me: KJ, Eh are those 3 the 3 blind man in the bible

Kj: BWAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHEHEOHEOH oheohe.....NOOOOO! its the 3 WISE MEN Lar.....

Me: Shit..im totaly losing it *pei*

What to do..the service was in MANDARIN for gods Sake (Oh NO..i Used gods name in VAIN-Die la)

Ladida......30 mins later during the serive...*shake leg*..

Me: WEh can go Feng TAU edi or not..boring lar!

The rest: YEA yea come lets go...ahhaha

Me:*to myself* Cheh they were as bored as me but too polite to say put loud only* haha

We then walked from church to R&B Club....yea we WALKED......Yes..Tawau is THAT Small... =D

U must be wondering...so small town also got Club arh....yea..we do have a few clubs...not bad arh ..hehe

Only there is no cinema, no shopping centre, no McDonalds....dont make sense right? =S

Pfttttttttttt..Merry Xmas.....

OK..finally got him to act Cute..NOt bad ah Dr.Ma! pass edi...welcome to actchioclub.com =D

Oh!! ..then we saw our clinical lab assistant came into the club too. Told everyone at the table...Eh...Tawau hospital gathering in R&B Club lar.....'SO happening' our hospital staff.. HAHa

LalaLa....Drank loads.........went back early.....about 2....cos erm responsible health care professionals has got duty n etc the next day =)

Karipap

2005-12-22T18:12:00.000+08:00

*Warning...quite perasan post ahead*

Took some photos of my hairstyle. Looks like karipap. Yups i went to work in a gov hospital pharmacy department like this. Haha. More for the CoffeeBean,Starbucks & Sega rather then for work. But gave eye candy for sick ppl...isnt that soo bad...no rightttt?

So what u all think..nice or not

Broken

2005-12-18T21:59:00.000+08:00

Its been 3 months since i came to Tawau. At best i can tell u i feel ..broken, dejected...in short dead inside.
I've learned not to hope in the system anymore.
Since day one i have not received my pay form the government. Im broke and i owe parents money. Its not a nice situation to be in especially since i am already in the working force.

Tomorrow supposedly its our pay day where 3 months of owed salary should be given to us. Of course i do not have hope anymore that there will be pay. Only disappointment will ensure if i do hope that tomorrow the pay slip is given. SO there..i have no feelings.

In this shit hole i am for the pass 3 months not a single day has passed without me being verbally harassed. I do not ask to be wolf whistled at, to be 'rat' called at or worse to be molested.

Even in my condo where i live im not free from this verbal harassment. And remember this, no woman ever ask to be rape, molested or taken advantage of. Remember this people. WE DO NOT ASK FOR IT.

Why are the people here so uncivilised. I have told my parents about the lawlessness of this state. My dad told me to fuck my license n go to Uk to Mr.Wong. Obviously i cant because all my degree would be for nought!

The system has made sure that we suffer...and i am suffering. 1 year houseman ...thats alright..i can take it after all we do learn something. But 3 years service after that with not much say in where i wll be posted in. Like how i had no say when i was posted to this shithole.
I dont think i can take it for 4 years. Hopefully i dun just give up n do something drastic.

Promises by the system means nothing to me. NOTHING.
After this 4 years i think i would be cold, calculative and just plain ass numb. With no hope.
Please god, do something i beg of u

*cries n rock myself to sleep*

Ps: Btw im pmsing. It feels alot more worse now.

Happy 22nd Bday Ah Bee!!!

2005-12-16T20:38:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday ah bee!!!.....Hong Mun Guan, Tiffanie..or better known as ah beeeeeeee *kekkeek*

Weh ah bee..i think u look like Gwai Lou mix here..pan asian..go lah HK n model hehe

To my friend since early secondary school days, wanna wish u many many happy returns and hope the fame star is shinging brightly. I know u can be more then u think u are! wohooo
The most hardworking and friendliest girl that i know not to mention dam chun weh hehe. Also super talented...u want profesionnal make up done?...Look for her....i dont know why but i only trust her skills hehe. Guess she knows me well lar.

Its been about 9 years or more ive known u!...many more to come....

So of course wat is a post without some chio girls picture right!

Oohhh we din look too pretty last time eh (Taken in Jun 2003 prefects reunion)

Ah bee look so sweet here. Our last outing before i left for UK. Ah bee, Cindy and Me (24th May 2004). OIh when u free wanna yam cha again.

Wahhhh i mange to find a picture of her acting cute. Thats it lar...im going to try to post an act cute pic in all my postings. hehe!

AND now...The Gorgoues!! wohooooooooo PPPPPPPPPPPPwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeTttttttt

WEHEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee IM BEAUtifullllllllll ahhaha ..like Radiating wohooo ....feel my lovelyness.........

AHah dam shy weh write like this...ah bee dont scold ah!!

Make sure i come back belanja me minum!! *muaaahs*

Big hugs n kiss from me to u on ur birthday all the way from Tawau =D

Ps: Incase u all noticed she looks quite familiar....she was 3rd runner up for Miss Astro Chinese International Peagent 2005.

Batik Day!

2005-12-15T20:29:00.000+08:00

One of the "commandments" ( ok lah not excatly commandments but it is preferred if u followed it) of every government worker is to wear batik on the 1st and 15th of every month.
yuppps...promote barang buatan Malaysia mar.
And i think on every Friday must wear baju kurung/kebaya and baju melayu or something like that.

So today our first day of wearing batik..like ever. Obviously must take picture lar. Here are some of them =)

Some of the hot pharmacist posing infront of the Out Patient Pharmacy Unit.

Check me out...im working behind the counter. Rechecking medications before dispensing.

Nama siapa makcik. Makcik darah tinggit yea. Ini ubat yea....1 biji 3 kali sehari ubat darah tinggi...Zzzzzzzz...duno how many fucking times i repeat those lines edi...

Obligatory act cute pose in the morning. Got cam will whore!

Nice picture must share with ppl. Flowery powery...wooooo

I think im getting sicker already everyday talking to unhealthy ppl. I noticed that OPD has alot of schizo patient....I give out about at least 15 patients with pyscho drugs...why arh?..Tawau so small also got so many of them ar...most of them look normal lar....only 1 or 2 unkempt ones. Weird =S

Whacked vitamin C and all before work to try to protect myself from getting flu...i feel it coming along already.....Bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrr

Aiyah if sick take Mc loh....n eat the Most exp drugs found in the Pharmacy. Free ma...gov pay wan =P

Joanne Dah Comel =(

2005-12-13T23:40:00.000+08:00

This morning as a i walk into the department today, A the Pharmacy Assistant was saying " Eh eh, tengok Joanne tu, macam dah gemuk"

I wasn't meant to hear that but then i did. So i went.."oih tadi cakap apa tu"
she was like " Ehh Joanne dengar yea. Tak lah..cuma cakap Joanne makin comel lar (wat a nice way to put im getting fat). Cuba timbang weight kamu dulu." Conveniently there was a weighing scale in the out patient. "Ambil keluar lab coat, Pda, Hp, Buka kasut yea baru timbang"
So up i went on the scales..OK wat..weight still the same since icame to tawau.

"Kalau Joanne tak jaga..lama lama teruk lar"

SIgh....I'm sure all of u faced this issue before.. for me its a constant battle as i've been horizontally challenge since primary school days.
Friends(guys especially) have called me Polar bear and what not.
In short im not a very confident person in terms of my image stature. My weight has always been Yoyo like. Never thin for long. Easy to put on hard to lose kind. Sad but true.
Thinnest i've been is 53kg and the plumpiest 60kg.

Below are some pics from 2 years ago and 1 year ago

Ahhhhhhhh DAm shiok...Just finish 1 whole cake by myself.....*going to fart soon..better do it quietly*...pffffft (Taken about April 2004)

Guffaw..guffaw....uhuk.......yummy..nasi lemak......Lets eatttttt ( Taken about April 2004)

I think i know how i will look like when im 4 months pregnant...like that on the pic loh (April 2004)

More recent pictures when i came to Sabah.

Perfecting the art of sucking in tummy., smilling sweetly n all that. ( 19th November 2005)

My arms look quite skinny here eh (19th nov 2005)

This is me at my thinnest....(6th Jan 2005)

And NO!!..i did not Zhng my face or my body or watever...i Wish i did..if i had the money. hehe...i go bleach myself, then lipo n all lar ..ahahha

Aiyer.....wat an emo/vain post. Bleh......just want to remind myself how ugly i can get if i dun keep watch =((

Eeh ^_O

2005-12-11T23:48:00.000+08:00

Its been a week since Kj's massage/suction/scraping "buang angin" treatment.

Its wayyyyyyyyyy better already his back. Wont scare away chickedies when he swims lar. Hehe
Hope u feel better after the 'treatment'

Can hardly see the scars now! ...wohooo

Ahh ahhh ahh ahhh ahhh......

Ladida...Frolicking weekends

2005-12-11T21:53:00.000+08:00

Saturday and Sundays are for relaxing. For hardworking Pharmacist like us*Ahermyearight* we need a break. So wat we do is...Swimming....at our condo

Oih dun take my pic lar..ugly ler......

Hang in there...just a few more seconds of sucking in ur tummy..*HEerph*

Pweety Pharmacist all in a row chio right...chio right....

Of course when their girls taking picture and enjoying themselves by the poolside...ugly DOM(dirty old man) will come out n oogle. One even had the audicity to wink at me when i staremothafarkingkok at him. Niaaaaaameh

Hamsap MotherFookers...Take their pics only quickly go in!

Whilst swimming got a little bit bored...so of course we cam whored again. Thank u Te for taking our pics. hehe

The obligatory act cute pose...this is diffrent...its in the swimming pool!..where we're all WET..hehe

Sunday morning breakfast at nearby coffeeshop. We had to walk there. 10 mins walk. All of us are broke n we do not have a car ...all thanks to the gov.

Morning Breakfast with colleagues at Yam Cha Kai...yea...Yam Cha road that whole stretch is called

Next up, Grocery shopping. We usually do our marketing on the weekends. Weekdays are just not free lar. Have to service erm....not healthy ppl.

The most happening place in Tawau, Pasar Besar Tawau...The biggest in Sabah and some say Malaysia. Don't play play ok!

This is where i hang out on the Weekends. Dam happening weh. Cheap, dirty, smelly. Yeaa..

After marketing, the carless us have to take a cab back. We always wait up for those nice new airconditioned cab. But of cos...suey as we are...the Old school no air con will always stop n pick us up..SIGH!!! So this round with my cam with me...Yw ask "Pak Cik boleh ambil gambar taxi pakcik tak"...pakcik of cos say boleh lar..n smile smile sumore haha. But then of cos din take his face lar

Have u seen an Old-School Cab ....Nah i present to u PakCiks 1960's cab...Din know this things still excist...Only in Tawau my friends...Tawau

On the way back to our condo from the Market we can see ..Indonesia. No need immigration chop wan..just hop on and hop off any available boats. Free n easy. Borders btwn countries?..BAHhh it doesnt exist here!

Indonesia is just a Ferry ride a way!..hurry hurry get ur tickets..actually no need..just swim across lar..haha

YEa.....Life in Tawau....wat to do..no shopping centre..this is wat i resort too....oh the agony.

Ta!

Last Day in Inpatient Department

2005-12-09T23:22:00.000+08:00

On Friday the 9th was my last day in Inpatient department.

lets see what i learned there.
1) Learnt how to check which drugs are SRQ(special request drugs), A drugs, B drugs, which needed to be counter signed by the specialist when its prescribe.
2)Re-check dosage,frequency and correct medicine is prescribed and whether there is poly-pharmacy in the prescription.
3)On Inpatients drug-chart, replenish drug stock, querie drs on dosage etc
4)Bed-side counselling....get patients drugs, go up to ward n ask them whether they've taken this med b4, teach them how to use/take certain drugs
5)Dangerous Drugs dispensing & Manufacturing. Helf the keys to the safe for drugs like morphine,pethadine,ketamine, fentanyl....wahhhhhhh if only i stole them i would be rich or something. haha!

B Item Drugs

Some of the Injection drugs found in the pharmacy.
The safe to which i held the keys periodically when in inpatient department. Herein lies all the dangerous drugs. hehe
Ketamine injection 10mg/ml. Tranquilisers/sedatives. woooooohh

Opening and closing hours of the pharmacy.

Its been an exciting 8 weeks!....im going to miss that place.

Next on monday, Outpatient department. Hope i dont meet any weirdos whilst dispensing drugs.

Toodledoos!

Graffity Art

2005-12-08T00:22:00.000+08:00

Check out Andrews work below and his crew SWS (sembur with style)

I think its sweet n mellow the colours. And nice sharp blending of colours. Very smooth n polish not like his earlier works in Tmn Andalas Klang which are a bit rough.
U are improving drew!

A nice art to show all of u =)

Sembur With Style

Its a STEAL!!

2005-12-07T23:54:00.000+08:00

WOhooooooooo
check out Air Asias 2 million free flights to 60 destinations!

Booking period fomr 7th December till 28th December 2005 and the travelling period is from 7th february till October 2006.

I got myself 3 roundtrips back from Tawau to KL....paid rm0.00 for all flights...and rm240.00 for airport tax..only Rm80.00 per roundtrip....WOHOooooooooo
Like OHMYGOD.....stealing candy from a baby..hehe

So ppl from Semanjung Malaysia, Please be free on this dates

27th March till 28th March 2006,
11th May till 16th May 2006,
31st July till 9th August 2006

*Skip skip hophop jump jump* weheeeeeeeeeeeee SO HAPPY!!!!
go check out www.airasia.com now

LAlala..........

Good news must be shared!
hrmm..Prolly i go check out more dates with Rm0.00 to book n go home!

Btw can anyone confirm with me when are the mega sales dates?
Please please.....pretty pleaseeeeeeee *puppy dog eyes*

2005-12-06T20:18:00.000+08:00

My Blood Test Results..Alcheapo stamp on readings

Yea! I'm Healthy!

2005-12-06T18:56:00.000+08:00

Blood test results are in!! *drumrolls*...and Joanne is healthy. hahaha!

Renal Profile
Urea Nitrogen(range 1.7-8.3mmol/l)- 4.0
Creatinine(range 64-122umol/l)- 64
Uric acid(range 170-440umol/l)- 236

Electrolytes
Sodium(range 135-145mmol/l)- 134
Potassium(range 3.5-5.0mmol/l)- 4.1

Liver profile
Total Protein(range 66.87 g/l)- 73.2
Albumin(range 35-50 g/l)- 45.5
Total Bilirubin(range <20>20.8
ALT(range <32>
ALP(range 53-141 u/l)- 37.4

Lipid profile
Cholesterol(Range <5.7mmol/l)->4.17
Triglycerides(fats)(Range <1.7mmol/l)->0.8
Glucose (Range 2.2 - 5.5mmol/l)- 3.8

Wehee..cholesterol not high weh..DAM happy!...b4 getting the results i tot thats it lar..with all the Fresh Seafood im eating every week...sure sky rocket wan and i need to take statins soon... good thing its normal....The extraordinary wan was ALP(alkaline phosphate) i duno wats wrong weh..so low =S

For a thin person, Yw has slightly higher cholesterol then me at 4.61mmol/l, triglyceride which are fats at 1.1mmol/l.Glucose also higher at 4.8mmol/l

So sometimes fatter ppl are not always less healtheir..its the other way round. Good thing we nudge u to take the blood test din we huh! *winks*

Dont care..this sunday going to whack clams from the morning pasar below the condo..WOhoo Clams clams clams!!!

Ouch!!!

2005-12-05T22:14:00.000+08:00

Today, due to my 'hiauness' i decided to do a blood test. Woke up in the morning later then usual because i was fasting so no need to eat breakie for the blood test loh. Accompanying me for the blood test today was Nx & Yw. I tell u this Yw dam cute lar....she was freaking scared but still had to do it. Erm ..Nx was my photographer because im like so vain...draw blood also need to take photo! haha

Above picture was the first attempt of drawing blood. BLardee hell..that girl there first couldnt find my veins (shit..ok i admit i have more adipose tissues then most ppl =( ). She had a hard time locating my veins and once she sorta did ..Jab...wasnt that pain lar...the aching part came when she was trying to draw blood out. She pulled n pulled the syringe and no blood was flowing out.....she no kungfu lar..... prick edi, suck edi no blood come out nevermind, wriggle wriggle needle...suck suck suck and pump the air into my bloodstream hurts eh...STILL NO BLOOD LEh!!... i had to repeat the process again on the other arm!..shiiiet....

Obviously no kungu girl had to call her superior to draw my blood for me lar...he immediately put on the straps and....... "poke".......... needle went in and ........"Shuck"...... blood came out edi..like 5ml of blood effortlessly flowing into the syringe. Bleh...took 5 ml because si hiauness me wanted to do lipid count, cholesterol, FBC, Platelet ....bla bla..the works lar.....*pei*

The rest all had their blood drawn out on first attempt..not fair arh =(

Yw who is darn sked of needles actually did ok..at first she didn't want to look at any of us..came her turn she just sat there n look away and another attendant did her job fast n efficient. See, wasnt so bad after all right, Yw. hehe

I had to walk around folding my arms like some handicapped fella to keep the alcohol soaked cotton from falling...cheapo hosp din even give us plaster to hold the cottons.

Right arm..say hello to Left arm...sayang sayang dont be bruised tomorrow ok..Muahs

See, 2 blardee pricks....left arm where the no kungfu girl attempted to draw blood dam swollen now. Sobz! A bit sore lah when i lift my left my arms up. Hope the left 'wound' doesnt hurt much tomorrow. Right wan just a small prick no problemo!

The day progressed uneventfully, ladida.

On the 7th december Hospital Tawau Pharmacy Department is going to be audited by Sirim for the ISO thingy. So fuckme, we have to do clerk work lar. Recheck each n every prescription received by us. Hundreds and thousands of prescription need to be checked to make sure Dr.'s signature and chop was there, frequency is written, correct dose, name & address of patient, diagnosis, blahh..full of nonsense lar! Had to bring 2 days worth of prescription home to recheck sumore... =(

Not only that..those prescription was MONths OLD...form July till now...and like "hello" i only started servicing the gov*herm..sounds kinky* on October....wtf right!

Like wat Yw said " ISO..more like I'm an ASSHOLE"

KJ added Hospital Tawau can proclaim its ISO like yea.."I Suck Obviously"

Yea i agree....ISO auditing is just waste of time...But gov mar..love to waste tax payers money on improving the efficiency of its services*cough* bullshit *cough*

Dr.s, Why couldnt u write nicely, fill in each requirements nessecarily, sign n chop ur name properly...whyyyy......i know u hate us pharmacist..but wat did we ever do to u!

Sigh...there goes a lousy day! Full of backlog on paperwork..months n months b4. Thats Malaysia for u

Cheerios!

2005-12-05T18:39:00.000+08:00

Suction for a Sucker 0_o

2005-12-04T13:19:00.000+08:00

Kj and Tu went for some foot massage yesterday at some foot reflexology centre. Not the dodgy kind because no china girls there lar. It was some man doing it.

First he did some colour test on both of them to determine which colour affected their strength. Tu said when he held a red coloured thing his energy was apparently low. This was tested when the fella ask him to hold up his hand n exert some resistance when he tried to push his right arm down (the arm/hand u use to write/do most stuff with..in other words Tu was right handed lah). So when Tu held red on his left hands..apparently he couldnt resiste the man pushing his arm..straight away his arm fell to his side. Got such thing meh?...Booshiiet =D

When they got back , Tu n Kj tested the 'test' on me and Yw. Apparently i resisted all colours n so did Yw...so..booshiet lar...the man wanna con them haha.

Kj also did the suction thing and body scraping on this back because he was experiencing some back problem. Dam Ugly lah the result...gross...i wouldnt do it loh. So i asked him whether he feels rejuvenate after that....he said..erm...not much of a diffrence....Ask him when will the marks go away..probably in a week. Take a look for urself the pictures n tell me its dam gross

Oh im Such a hot n delicious hunk..i bet u just wanna lick my back...i swear..im rid of all winds..or so thats wat the massager said
Look ma!..i've develop cute birth marks behind my ears.....its on both sides of my neck right behind my ears *cheesy grin*
Peace be with u Bro.....*chiak* i bet now loads of peeps wanna lick my back...im windless..and im HErghh Strongg!! relieved of All back pain! ...haha....muther..

Kj i dont mean to 'hurt' u with my captions..relak lah bro.......

But u know...it only cost RM25 to have the suction n scraping treatment and RM20 for foot reflexology. I hope both u guys benefited from it..if not..wat a waste of money lar...goverment hasnt paid us salary yet u know!!!

A Gift To myself

2005-12-03T21:40:00.000+08:00

So i just celebrated my birthday 3 days ago. Yes, i'm 22 now. A young adult but i definitly don't feel it.
Let me introduce myself for a bit here. Am currently working in Tawau General Hospital. Yup thats right. Supposedly a professional but..hehehe i dont think so. Just imagine the lives and health in my hands..phwarrr....Kesianno...

Right now im trying to adjust my life here in shithole Tawau. Got here on 4th October 2005. And immediately started work. How i hate the governments timing. Just plain bullshit.

Tell u alil bit about Tawau. It has no cinema, no shopping complex and for god's sake...no Mcdonalds even!...so yea....understand my predicament?

Anyway back to my Birthday.... this is the second year consecutively im celebrating it away form my family. Last year i was still in Glasgow,Scotland...this year in Tawau.... tell me, which is the lesser of two evils.

Well this birthday was quite sweet though. After getting back from work housemate Tu, Kj and Yw said...eh ur bday today ...we cook for u lar..im like..."OH OKay!" and smile big big...dam sweet right they all. Had steam fish, fried fish, mushroom/fungi vege and beansprouts with anchovies. AWw thanks guys....ur effort is much appreciated. Even after working 8 till 5 feeling dam whack n all but still manage to whip up a nice meal. ok lah wont talk so much edi
some pics

From top left: Fried fish, beansprouts with anchovies, Steam fish and mushroom.fungi vege..yea i know got 2 fishes...Tawau has fresh seafood ma!

Camwhore for a bit b4 eating. Yw,me,Tu and Kj.

Then they sorta suggested we go down to 2 floor after dinner..where 4 pretty princess reside...so im like erm okay....got birthday cake isit..ahhaa
so sweet right there...See wats written on the cake =P. Incase u cant see..it reads...to Hot Sexy Mamma.....HAhahha THanks Jo yi, Ning Xin, Su Jang & Evon for the cake! muahs

Erm i cant remember wat i was laughing about. but..har har *dam lame i know*

With them after cutting my cake.

Not only did i get a cake..i got a pressie from them too!...its some facial products by Clinelle. Mask and Skin Smoothing Scrub...prolly cos i have bad skin kwa...

Then next day i received Mr.Wong's gift.... it was a perfume Be Delicious by DKnY..not bad arh..THanks baby..muahs love it...but his card was more touching...
Let u all Read the card ..hehe hope mr.wong dont schold.. =P